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Bryan H



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 1:03 am    Post subject: 21 Again? Reply with quote
My cousin, Pamela Hilton nee Hull, is going to be 21 towards the end of this month and is very generously paying for my tea by laying on some nibbles (not nipples) at the club. Please come along and give her the bumps!

Date the 30th, usual place.



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Flying Spanner



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PostPosted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'll will toast Pam's Birthday taking in the 90 Degrees of sunshine, laid on the white tropical sand looking at the warm blue waters of the Gulf of Mexico.

Happy 18th Pam Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 10:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Flying Spanner wrote:
I'll will toast Pam's Birthday taking in the 90 Degrees of sunshine, laid on the white tropical sand looking at the warm blue waters of the Gulf of Mexico.

Happy 18th Pam Laughing Laughing Laughing


Thank you!

Where else could I have my party?!
All my friends in Craven are there on a Wednesday night!
The alternative was waiting for Clive in a restaurant for 2 hours and that's only if he got the right day! Bless him!

Line up the J2O's!
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Huxley
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 7:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Oh please tell me your not getting your legs out for the third week on the trot Very Happy Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Oh please tell me your not getting your legs out for the third week on the trot Very Happy Laughing


Easy boy watch your blood pressure!!! Shocked
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 9:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
It's not good for us oldies Laughing
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pamela h



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PostPosted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Flying Spanner wrote:
Huxley wrote:
Oh please tell me your not getting your legs out for the third week on the trot Very Happy Laughing


Easy boy watch your blood pressure!!! Shocked


I will be celebrating my mid life crisis with the shortest skirt I can find.
Don't worry Paul, I have'nt got anything that resembles a belt!

Pete, have you ordered the jelly?
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mr H



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Going to see if I can get some orange jelly wholesale tomorrow!
I think it's time for a limbo competition again!



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 11:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Are you supplying the pole? Shocked



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mr H



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PostPosted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 7:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Bryan H wrote:
Are you supplying the pole? Shocked

Depends on how short the skirt is Embarassed



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pamela h



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PostPosted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 1:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Pete - you are allowed to stand on the table and tell 10 of your best jokes.............the last one without looking at your mobile phone!

I'm so looking forward to this - bit worried about the jelly & the pole.

Paul, have you done a Health & Safety risk assessment for this?
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 2:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
pamela h wrote:

Paul, have you done a Health & Safety risk assessment for this?



Yep all sorted the health of most of the old boys at the club could be at risk of a heart attack due to the sight of you pole dancing as for the safety aspect we have that covered as well

We have our dedicated Craven safety team on standby should the need arise

Phil will on hand to organise everything should you fall off the pole

Cedric will provide mouth-to-mouth resuscitation and first aid (providing he survives watching the pole dance first)

Bryan will provide a good story to help him along (p.s. it is not possible for Bryan to buy a medicinal brandy to aid recovery due to deep pockets and short arms)

I will be on hand to provide a tape measure to check if the skirt is at the permitted minimum height and warm hands for a hart massage

Angie will be on hand with the media department to photgraph and video any action to hold for ransom demands later if needs be

Vic will be crowd control to keep all zimmer frames and wheel chairs behind the safety cordon

Pete will be on hand for the removal of any jelly left on the injured body before transportation to hospital in his orange overalls

Rob will no doubt mention about you not co-driving on the Tempest again as they put you in the ambulance

Hope this reassures your forthcoming evening activities at the club
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pamela h



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PostPosted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 7:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Thank you Paul - excellent!

I have told Clive to be ready for 7pm, that way we should get there shortly after 9.

See you all there!
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 8:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
pamela h wrote:
Thank you Paul - excellent!

I have told Clive to be ready for 7pm, that way we should get there shortly after 9.

See you all there!


You can trust Clive to be on time Very Happy
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mr H



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 9:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
A good night was had by all I think! Razz
I am sure there will be some pics of this memorable occasion on this site soon! Rolling Eyes



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 1:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
mr H wrote:
A good night was had by all I think! Razz
I am sure there will be some pics of this memorable occasion on this site soon! Rolling Eyes


That's what I'm worried about!
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Is this you?



Is nowhere safe?



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Bryan H



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Look like Bath MC members to me Wink



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pamela h



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PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 9:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Lawrie wrote:
Is this you?



Is nowhere safe?


Probably was me in there! Clives mate Martin Moore co drives for him when I'm with the mad scotsman in the socks & sandals!

I must say thanks to everyone for last Wednesdays party. Too much food but at least those that took some away had plenty for Thursdays lunch!

I'm unlikely to be at club tomorrow - Clives got man flu & I've made him a special trifle - and the jelly is Orange!
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 9:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Wot, no pics Confused yet??



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